Feeling lonely?

This is a parody, ment only as a way to start a new type of writing style. Don’t … and I mean … DON’T! try to figure out anything, and don’t comment on what lies below. You’ll read it and you’ll ENJOY IT, by god! Later edit: Nope. Didn’t work. Just another lazy and pathetic atempt to be funny. Gonna get drunk stimulated.

So, feeling lonely? Sad, depressed?

Well, your’re the one with the feeling, aren’t you? Tell me, is it true? Are you feeling lonely? Well, little buggers, you’re not lonely. Chances are a hell of a lot more people feel the way you feel, than are people who don’t feel the way you do. Thanks to Krossfire, I gets me hand on a piece of internet history, a place so horrible, so incredibly creepy, that it just must be true. Cracked.com website. Where else can you find such treasures like `History’s 10 Most Terrifying Contraceptives` and `The 6 Raunchiest, Most Depraved Sex Acts (From the Bible)`?

I laughed my ass off for hours and hours at a time, only stopping when the missis started cutting me off sex and warm food, or when some bodily functions kicked in, like the need for beer and the need to go to work. Wait, whaat? You don’t need to go to work? Damn republicans!

Ok, back to topic. Apparently, everything we are, do or think, is a predictable outcome of personal preferences and personality profiles. Easily read, CREATED, interpreted and profited from.

Yeah, like I’m gonna believe you… I’m a very unpredictable man (or woman), and nothing is going to have me be the target of consumerism… Nope! Read here.

See? Now YOU try and stop using jeans…